The Commonwealth of Sovereign European States is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Ursula von der Leyen with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.795 billion Europeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strasbourg. The average income tax rate is 34.3%.

The frighteningly efficient European economy, worth a remarkable 1,904 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 176,417 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

One man's trash is another company's tax break, dictators have dubbed Sovereign European States the land of lunatics, museum visitors often bring lemons and black lights, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovereign European States's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Sovereign European States is ranked 8,949^th in the world and 5^th in KAISERREICH for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,783.86 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.